steven wright

• ince esprileri ile yerlere yatıran şahsiyet. hem güldürüyor hem düşündürüyor valla.
  
  şunları da ben aktarmış olayım:
  
  - if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  - when i'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
  - if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
  - for every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  - the severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
  - monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  - plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
  - on the other hand, you have different fingers.
  - i was sad because i had no shoes, until i met a man who had no feet.
  so i said, "got any shoes you're not using?"
  
  - if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
  - "did you sleep well?" "no, i made a couple of mistakes."
  - a beautiful woman moved in next door. so i went over and returned a cup of
  sugar. "you didn't borrow this." "i will."
  - one time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. he said, "didn't you
  see the stop sign?" i said, "yeah, but i don't believe everything i read."