steven wright

• gorduk ki bezginligi hakli cikartacak quote'lara da sahipmis:
  
  - ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
  - hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
  
  eh bir de bunlari sectim tabi, bir bukle sunuyorum yine:
  
  - half the people you know are below average.
  - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  - 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  - all those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
  - the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  - i almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
  - ok, so what's the speed of dark?
  - how do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
  - if everything seems to be going well you have obviously overlooked something.
  - when everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  - if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  - eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  - what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  - my mechanic told me, "i couldn't repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder."
  - why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
  - experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  - the hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
  - the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  - the sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
  - the colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.