steven wright

• steven wright amerika'nin en gözde, en güzide komedyenlerinden biri olmaktadir. donuk bir ifade, bezgin bir tavirla yaptigi esprileri pek hosa gider. birçok filmde, dizide oynamis, albümler çikarmistir. ben esprilerinden bir örneklem grubu vermek istiyorum bu çerçevede, daha fazlasiyla ilgilenenler için internette sayisiz kaynak var.
  * you cannot have everything. i mean, where would you put it?
  * support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
  * everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
  * why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
  * the sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
  * the other day i heard that sponges grow in the ocean. can you imagine how deep the water would be if they didn't?
  * four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
  * today i... no, that wasn't me.
  * i have a hobby...i have the world's largest collection of sea shells. i keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. maybe you've seen some of it...
  * a friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire earth taken from space. on the back it said, "wish you were here.
  * my friend has a baby. i'm recording all the noises he makes so later i can ask him what he meant.
  (set'e..)