moe

• -people today are healthier and drinking less. you know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
  - man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?
  - call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.^*