withnail and i

• her bir karesi her bir diyaloğu modern shakespeare adeta, herkes farklı bir diyaloğuna hasta olmuş.. benim hasta olduğum baştaki danny performansı:
  
  danny: as a matter of fact, i'm thinking of retiring and going into business. ^*
  
  withnail: doing what?
  
  danny: the toy industry.
  
  withnail: i thought you were in the bottle industry.
  
  danny: no, man. that's a sideline.
  ...you can have that. instructions are included. yeah, my partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. his name's presuming ed. his sister give him the idea. she got a doll on christmas what pisses itself.
  
  & i: really?
  
  danny: yeah, and you gotta change its drawers for it. it's horrible, really. but they like that, little girls. so we're gonna make one that shits itself as well.
  
  withnail: shits itself?
  danny: he's an expert. he's building the prototype now.
  
  .....
  
  danny: why is he behaving so uptightly?
  
  withnail: because a gang of cheeroot vendors considered a haircut beyond the limit of my abilities.
  
  danny: i don't advise a haircut, man. all hairdressers are in the employment of the government. hair are your aerials. they pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. this is the reason bald headed men are uptight.