floyd the barber

• (bkz: lyric manyagi)
  
  hello cobain come on in
  floyd observes my hairy chin
  sit down in the chair don't be afraid
  steamed hot towel on my face
  
  i was shaved
  i was shaved
  i was shamed
  
  barney ties me to a chair
  i can't see i'm really scared
  floyd breathes hard, i hear a zip
  peepee pressed against my lips
  
  i sense others in the room (floyd lets)
  opie, aunt bea, i presume
  they take turns and cut me up
  i die smothered in aunt bea's muff (andy's not / andy's snot)