black knight

• monty python and the holy grailin en komik sahnelerinden biri.
  
  [battle sounds]
  [black knight defeats another knight in a bloody battle as arthur watches]
  
  arthur:you fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
  [pause]
  i am arthur, king of the britons.
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  i seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court of camelot.
  [pause]
  you have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
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  you make me sad. so be it. come, patsy.
  
  black knight: none shall pass.
  
  arthur: what?
  
  black knight: none shall pass.
  
  arthur: i have no quarrel with you, good sir knight, but i must cross this bridge.
  
  black knight: then you shall die.
  
  arthur: i command you as king of the britons to stand aside!
  
  black knight: i move for no man.
  
  arthur: so be it!
  
  [hah]
  
  [parry thrust]
  
  [arthur chops the black knight's left arm off after a short battle]
  
  arthur: now stand aside, worthy adversary.
  
  black knight: 'tis but a scratch.
  
  arthur: a scratch? your arm's off!
  
  black knight: no, it isn't.
  
  arthur: well, what's that then?
  
  black knight: i've had worse.
  
  arthur: you liar!
  
  black knight: come on you pansy!
  
  [hah]
  
  [parry thrust]
  
  [arthur chops the black knight's right arm off]
  
  arthur: victory is mine! [kneeling] we thank thee lord, that in thy merc-
  
  [black knight kicks arthur in the head while he is praying]
  
  black knight: come on then.
  
  arthur: what?
  
  black knight: have at you!
  
  arthur: you are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
  
  black knight: oh, had enough, eh?
  
  arthur: look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
  
  black knight: yes i have.
  
  arthur: look!
  
  black knight: just a flesh wound.
  
  [headbutts arthur in the chest]
  
  arthur: look, stop that.
  
  black knight: chicken! chicken!
  
  arthur: look, i'll have your leg. right! [whop]
  
  black knight: right, i'll do you for that!
  
  arthur: you'll what?
  
  black knight: come 'ere!
  
  arthur: what are you going to do, bleed on me?
  
  black knight: i'm invincible!
  
  arthur: you're a loony.
  
  black knight: the black knight always triumphs! have at you! come on then.
  
  [whop]
  
  [arthur chops the black knight's other leg off]
  
  black knight: all right; we'll call it a draw.
  
  arthur: come, patsy.
  
  black knight: oh, oh, i see, running away, 'eh? ... you yellow bastards! come back here and take what's coming to you.... i'll bite your legs off!