far cry 3 blood dragon

• müthiş bi 80'ler action/sci-fi parodisi olmuş. eğlenceli, komik, sarkastik hatta bazı yerlerde trollümsü olmuş :))
  
  far cry 3'nin oyun motoru üzerine ada küçültülüp, aynı oynanışla böyle değişik eğlenceli bi şey yapmışlar onun dışında far cry 3'le alakası yok.
  
  oyuniçi diyaloglardan ve loading screenlerden bazı alıntılar;
  
  diyaloglar;
  
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  rex: no doc .no way. i swore an oath to a special lady.
  doc: your wife?
  rex: no. lady liberty. she taught me that... winners don't use drugs.(arka planda abd bayrağı ve üstünde fuck yazan, üstü boyanmış, kirlenmiş özgürlük heykeli ahahahaaah (bkz: winners don't use drugs).
  
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  video games are proven coping mechanism, like any hobby. they've been shown to improve hand-eye coordination, problem solving, social interaction and self confidence. and no studies have managed to prove a correlation between video games and violence. frankly, anyone who thinks games are bad for you is a fucking idiot.
  
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  fuck stands for: failing to understand our capacity for kindness. it's an acronym. though i suppose this isn't a game anymore, is it?
  
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  a reminder to all personnel to wash their hands after using the bathroom. when you shake hands with someone, it's like they're shaking hands with everyone you've ever known. including your mother. and you wouldn't want anyone touching your mother, would you? please wash your hands.
  
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  loading screenlerden;
  
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  play the game your way. in your underway, naked, clothed...we're open world that way.
  
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  c400 is like c4, but with two zeroes.
  
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  attachments are like strap-ons for guns. buy them at the store... the attachments...
  
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  enemies can knock you over. they're dicks like that.
  
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  taking too much damage? stop getting shot, okay ? i swear, it's like talking to a monkey.
  
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  ayrıca;
  
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  piksel piksel sevişme sahnesi bana dos zamanlarından strip pokeri hatırlattı ahah
  
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