haskell

• ne dediler:
  
  ... haskell taking over the world and troubled parents ask why their kids have turned into math hippies talking about nothing but love and abstract algebra...
  -- schluehk
  
  haskell manipulates functions with the same ease that perl manipulates strings
  -- johngoerzen
  
  damn it, haskell pseudo code is indistinguishable from actual code
  -- roconnor
  
  smith's law: any sufficiently large test suite for a program written in a dynamic language will contain an ad-hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow, patchy implementation of half of the haskell type system
  -- ?
  
  fear leads to uncertainty. uncertainty leads to doubt. doubt leads to theorem proving.
  -- monochrom
  
  programming in haskell is like dual-wielding two light sabers whereas programming in imperative languages is like being equipped with a blunt kitchen knife.
  -- apfelmus
  
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