dedim dedim de kime dedim

i love money. i love money more than i love the things it can buy. does that surprise you? money. it don't care whether i'm good or not. it don't care whether i snore or not. it don't care which god i pray to. there are only three things in this world with that kind of unconditional acceptance. dogs......doughnuts......and money.
only money is better. you know why? because it don't make you fat......and it don't poop all over the living-room floor. there's only one thing i like better:
other people's money.