lapdance

• aynı zamanda pharellin solistliğini yaptığı nerd isimli grubun hit şarkısıdır klibi akıllara zarardır ...
  
  [pharrell]
  dirty dog
  i'm, i'm a dirty dog
  i'm a dirty dog
  i'm, i'm a dirty dog
  dirty dog
  i'm a dirty dog
  dirty dog
  
  [verse 1] (pharrell)
  i'm an outlaw (i'm an outlaw)
  quick on the draw (quick on the draw)
  somethin you've never seen before (never seen)
  and i dare a motherfucker to come in my face
  i got somethin chrome (i got somethin chrome)
  and i got it from home (i got it from home)
  and it ain't a microphone (it ain't a mic)
  and i dare a motherfucker to come in my face
  it's so real! how i feel!
  cause this society, that makes a nigga wanna kill!
  i'm just straight ill! ridin my motorcycle down the streets
  while politicians - is soundin like strippers to me
  they sayin, but i don't wanna hear it...
  
  [chorus] (vita)
  oooh baby you want me?
  oooh baby you want me?
  oooh baby you want me?
  well you can get this lap dance here for free
  well you can get this lap dance here for free
  well you can get this lap dance here for free
  oooh baby you want me?
  well you can get this lap dance here for free
  
  [verse 2] (pharrell)
  it's a raw night (it's a raw night)
  who wants to bar fight? (who wants to bar fight?)
  well come on alright (y'all come on)
  and i dare a motherfucker to come in my face
  baseball bats (baseball bats)
  i got somethin for that (i got somethin for that)
  it goes bla ka ka kat (you know what that is)
  so i dare a motherfucker to come in my face
  it's so real! how i feel!
  cause this society, that makes a nigga wanna kill!
  i'm just straight ill! ridin my motorcycle down the streets
  while the government - is soundin like strippers to me
  they keep sayin, but i don't wanna hear it...
  
  [chorus]
  
  [verse 3] (lee harvey)
  when you think of harvey, think of a harley
  blue denim, spiked wrists and gone be
  slap-screws and tattoos that's all me
  two blondes, both arms feelin like fonzie
  you can find me drunk, whippin it might crash
  or find me chillin with crackers who like thrash
  find me in court, smokin that nice grass
  burnin the flag, all in the name of white trash
  it's harvey baby, christ on the arm i'm gnarly baby
  fuck with me? not hardly baby
  and you know the flow ungodly baby
  so lets party baby..
  chicks nickname me powder, they get high off my dick
  i take 'em to my home, they call it the cock-pit
  time for take off, they panties they drop quick
  now that's first class fuckin, ain't that some fly shit?
  
  [chorus]
• sözleri türkçeye çevrilse olay yaratacak olan nerd şarkısı, çok güzel.
• hatunların elbise denen şeyden bi haber gezindikleri, pharell efendi ve takımının sokak çetesi kıvamında bisiklete bindikleri, en favori giyeceğin tanga ve göte giren şort olduğu, kimin eli kimin cebinde modelli klibi bulunan şarkı. 4-5 dakikalık soft porn eseri.
• nerd'un tek kayda deger sarkisi.hastasiyiz^*
• bir nerd sarkisi olan lap dance , nine inch nails tarafindan da remikslenmistir.
• swordfish ost 'de kullanilan paul oakenfold mix'inin mutlaka dinlenmesi gereken n.e.r.d parcasi.
• daredevil filminde kingpin ilk kez göründüğü zaman arka planda çalan nerd şarkısı. bu şarkının öyle acaip bir klibi vardır ki insan bir türlü şarkıya konsantre olamıyor.
  
  (bkz: çadırı kurmak)
• bir n.e.r.d. şarkısı. nasıl yazılmamış hayret.
  
  dirty dog
  i'm, i'm a dirty dog
  i'm a dirty dog
  i'm, i'm a dirty dog
  dirty dog
  i'm a dirty dog
  dirty dog
  
  i'm an outlaw (i'm an outlaw)
  quick on the draw (quick on the draw)
  somethin' you've never seen before (never seen)
  and i dare a mother fucker to come in my face
  i got somethin' chrome (i got somethin' chrome)
  and i got it from home (i got it from home)
  and it ain't a microphone (ain't it a mic!)
  and i dare a mother fucker to come in my face
  it's so real
  it's how i feel
  it's this society
  that makes a nigga wanna kill
  i'm just straight ill
  ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
  while politicians is soundin' like strippers to me
  they keep sayin' but i don't wanna hear it...
  
  oooh baby you want me?
  oooh baby you want me?
  oooh baby you want me?
  well you can get this lap dance here for free
  now you can get this lap dance here for free
  well you can get this lap dance here for free
  oooh baby you want me?
  now you can get this lap dance here for free
  
  it's a raw night (it's a raw night)
  who wants to bar fight? (who wants to bar fight?)
  well come on alright (well come on)
  and i dare a mother fucker to come in my face
  baseball bats (baseball bats)
  i got somethin' for that (i got somethin' for that)
  it goes bla ka ka kat (you know what that is)
  so i dare a motherfucker to come in my face
  it's so real
  it's how i feel
  it's this society
  that makes a nigga wanna kill
  i'm just straight ill
  ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
  while the government is soundin' like strippers to me
  they keep sayin' but i don't wanna hear it
  
  oooh baby you want me?
  oooh baby you want me?
  oooh baby you want me?
  well you can get this lap dance here for free
  now you can get this lap dance here for free
  well you can get this lap dance here for free
  oooh baby you want me?
  now you can get this lap dance here for free
  
  when you think of harvey, think of a harley
  blue denim, spiked wrists and crombie
  lap-screws and tattoos that's all me
  two guns, both arm's feelin' like fonzie
  you can find me drunk, whip it it might crash
  or find me chillin with crackers, who like clash
  find me in court smokin' that nice grass
  burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash
  it's harvey baby, christ on the arm i'm gnarly baby
  fuck with me? not hardly baby
  and you know the flow, im godly baby
  so lets party baby
  chicks nick-name me pilot, they get high off my dick
  i take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit
  time for take off, their panties they drop quick
  now that's first class fuckin, and that' some fly shit
  
  oooh baby you want me?
  oooh baby you want me?
  oooh baby you want me?
  well you can get this lap dance here for free
  well you can get this lap dance here for free
  well you can get this lap dance here for free
  oooh baby you want me?
  now you can get this lap dance here for free
• 2009 da aklıma gelen şahane fikir. kocasını evine bağlamak isteyen türk kadınına belediye halk eğitim merkezlerinde verilmesi gereken dans eğitimi. el işi, dikiş, nakıştan ziyade lapdance bilen kadının kocası rus kadınına gitmez. belediye halk eğitim merkezi bu eğitimi veremiyorsa, ev hanımlarına özel lapdance kursları açılmalı. dans okulu sahipleri bu projeyi üstlenmeli, türk kadını daha bilgili hale getirilmeli.
• ycare şarkısı. resmen bayılıyorum ama kendisine, öyle böyle değil. şarkı olsun, ycare olsun, şarkının videosu olsun, bu kadar tatlı, bu kadar sempatik, bu kadar küçük güvercin olabilir. porte de versailles dolaylarında ilk dinlediğimde de çok sevmiştim ama yazmamışım adını bir kenara, geçenlerde radyoda -nasıl olduysa- denk gelince tanıyıverdim hemen. arayı kapatıyoruz şimdi. çok güzel çok.
  
  sözlerini de kopyala yapıştır yapayım tam olsun:
  
  toi mon amour, mon immense, mon battement de coeur
  dis-moi quand tu danses, dis-moi quand tu danses
  toi mon amour, mon insolence, mon jeu de tambour
  dis à quoi tu penses, dis à quoi tu penses ?
  mais quelle violence de faire ce tour là nuit le jour
  tu danses et chantes et toi tu cours
  c’est un scandale
  
  [nakarat]
  dis quand tu danses, à quoi tu penses ?
  dis quand tu danses, à quoi tu penses ?
  
  attends mon amour, mon désir, ma goutte d’absinthe
  paroles trouvées sur la tourte
  j’ai oublié de te dire, j’ai oublié de te dire
  attends mon amour, mon sourire, je sais que tu n’es pas une sainte
  mais l’enfer transpire et le paradis, je connais pas
  mais quelle insolence de faire le tour de mon pourtour
  quand d’autres payent un lap dance, assassinant le suspense
  
  [nakarat]
  
  dis quand tu danses, à quoi tu penses ?
  dis quand tu danses, à quoi tu penses ?
  dis quand tu danses, est-ce que tu penses à moi ?
  
  dis quand tu danses, à quoi tu penses ?
  dis quand tu danses, à quoi tu penses ?
  dis quand tu danses, est-ce que tu penses à moi ?
  
  dis quand tu danses, à quoi tu penses ?
  dis quand tu danses, à quoi tu penses ?
  dis quand tu danses, est-ce que tu penses à moi ?
  
  videosu da şurada:
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o41ilhbmve&ob=av2e
  
  bunlar da şarkının sözlerinde olmayıp da videodaki t-shirt'lerde geçen cümleler:
  
  j'ai envie de toi. oublie tu es ou. tu me manques. j'ai mes regles. je t'aime.