essex girl
-
-
ingiltere'nin essex bolgesinin kizlaridir.
"hafif"likleri ile me$hurdurlar. haklarinda bircok fikra anlatilir.
alt tabaka kabul edilirler.
spice girls buradan cikmadir.
ayrica (bkz: essex) -
(bkz: motor)
-
essex girl fıkraları genellikle soru-cevap şeklinde olur. meraklı müptedî için birkaç misal vermeye çalışalım:
q: how does an essex girl turn on the lights after having sex?
a: she opens the car door.
q: what does an essex girl say after having sex?
a: she says: "so you all play for the same team?"
q: why does an essex girl shave her genitals every day?
a: because she thinks designer stub looks good on her lover's face.
q: what is the difference between an essex girl and kitkat?
a: you can get only two fingers in kitkat.
"how do you chatter up an essex girl?" diye sormak gafletinde bulunmuştum bir zamanlar bir ingiliz arkadaşa. üstat hiç tereddütsüz cevabı yapıştırdıydı: "you don't chatter up an essex girl; you condescend to her." -
motor driven bimbo albümünde yer alan bir rockbitch şarkısı
-
essex girl fıkralarına örnek daha pek çoktur. çevirmek anlamsız olacağından direkt aktarıyorum.
q: what do you call an essex girl with half a brain ?
a: gifted!
q: how do essex girl braincells die ?
a: alone.
q: how do you brainwash an essex girl ?
a: give her a douche and shake her upside down.
q: how does an essex girl part her hair ?
a: (action of scissoring legs apart)
q: why do essex girls wash their hair in the kitchen sink ?
a: because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
q: why didn't the essex girl want a window seat on the plane ?
a: she'd just dyed her hair.
q: why didn't the essex girl want a window seat on the plane ?
a: she'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
q: why do essex girls wear their hair up ?
a: to catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
q: why is it good to have an essex girl passenger ?
a: you can park in the handicap zone.
q: why is an essex girl like a turtle ?
a: they both get fucked up when they're on their back.
q: how do you make an essex girl's eyes light up ?
a: shine a flashlight in their ear.
q: why should essex girls not be given coffee breaks ?
a: it takes too long to retrain them.
q: how can you tell if an essex girl's been using the computer ?
a: there's tipp-ex on the screen.
q: what's the difference between an essex girl and a computer ?
a: you only have to punch information into a computer once.
q: what do an essex girl and your computer have in common ?
a: you don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
q: what did the essex girl think of the new computer?
a: she didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get east enders....
q: why do essex girls wear shoulder pads?
a: (with a rocking of the head from side to side) i dunno!
q: how do you kill an essex girl?
a: put spikes in her shoulder pads.
q: how do essex girls pierce their ears?
a: they put tacks in their shoulder pads.
q: why don't essex girls eat jelly?
a: they can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
q: what do you call an essex girl with a fiver on the top her head?
a: all you can eat, under a fiver.
q: why don't essex girls eat pickles?
a: because they can't get their head in the jar.
q: why do essex girls wear hoop earings?
a: they have to have some place to rest their ankles.
q: what does an essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
a: her ankles.
q: why do essex girls wear green lipstick?
a: because red means stop.
q: why do essex girls wear red lipstick?
a: because red means "stop, wrong hole."
q: how can you tell if an essex girl has been in your refrigerator?
a: by the lipstick on your cucumbers.
q: why don't essex girls use vibrators?
a: they chip their teeth.
q: why do essex girls wear underwear?
a: they make good ankle warmers.
q: what do essex girls do for foreplay?
a: remove their underwear.
q: what's the mating call of the essex girl?
a: "i'm *sooo* drunk!"
q: what is the mating call of the ugly essex girl?
a: (screaming) "i said: i'm drunk!"
q: what's the mating call of the london girl?
a: "all the essex girls have gone home!"
q: what's the mating call of the geordie girl?
a: "next!"
q: why do essex girls like vat?
a: because they can spell it.
q: what is 83 to an essex girl?
a: 69 plus vat.
q: why do essex girls have tgif on their shoes?
a: toes go in first.
q: why do essex girls have tgif on their shirts?
a: tits go in front. -
-
ing. kaşar (sıfat)
amerikan ingilizcesi'ndeki cum bucket öbeğinin karşılığı sayılabilir.
essex kelimesinin cinsellikle bir ilgisi yok, ingiltere'de eğitimden çok eğlenceye önem veren, her gün barlarda takılan cahil kesimin yoğunlukta olduğu bir şehir.
ekşi sözlük kullanıcılarıyla mesajlaşmak ve yazdıkları entry'leri
takip etmek için giriş yapmalısın.
hesabın var mı? giriş yap