dear yvette

• ll cool j'in efsane albümü radio'dan başarılı bir golden age hip hop klasiği.
  sözleri:
  
  verse 1
  
  yo yvette, there's a lot of rumours goin' around
  they're so bad, baby you might have to skip town
  see something's smellin' fishy and they say it's you
  all i know is that you made it with the whole damn crew
  they say you're a man-eater during the full moon
  mascot of the senior boys' locker room
  they said yvette walked in, there wasn't too much rap
  her reputation got bigger, and so did her gap
  cuz girl your momma shoulda taught you better
  i'mma sit down and write you a long letter.
  
  chorus
  
  dear yvette x4
  
  verse 2
  
  i'm glad you ain't my sister, then again if you was
  i'd have to treat you like you was my distant cuz
  i'm not a news reporter, i don't mean to assume
  what should i think? i seen ya comin' out the men's bathroom
  you wasn't in there alone, wasn't usin' the phone
  the door was locked for twenty minutes, all i heard was "moan".
  
  repeat chorus
  
  verse 3
  
  i don't really know if the story is so
  i can either ask curly, or larry or moe
  or earl, shabazz, lou, mookie or joe
  like santa claus said, you're a ho-ho-ho
  in every disco you say hello
  like you're a little angel, but we all know
  since you was eleven you been actin' this way
  you always got in bed when you wanted to play
  you're a freak, you think you're lady godiva
  some freaks are live, but yvette you're liver.
  
  repeat chorus
  
  verse 4
  
  you're a back-seat queen, a elevator pro
  a high-powered body makes your levis grow
  see the stories i've heard, they could amaze
  i heard she did it on a motorcycle back in the days
  so calm down freak, get a g.e.d.
  that's a general education on decency
  one day you'll see, and agree with me
  unless you're gonna be a freak until you're 93
  for you there's no fee, everything is free
  this is from me to you, not you to me
  every night is your night, your leather pants are tight
  you try to shake your butt with all your might
  i don't really wanna dis nobody
  you might think i had a little too much bacardi
  but that's not the problem, the problem's yvette
  how bad can a girl's reputation get?
  see she's the kinda girl all the homeboys met
  if you're desparate ask yvette, cuz she'll say "bet".
  
  repeat chorus
  
  verse 5
  
  b-boys are hard on the boulevard
  the reverend at the church said you was barred
  homeboys on the block love you a lot
  you're a real famous freak whether you like it or not
  so before you start walking and your beak starts squawkin'
  let me explain to you who is talkin'
  i'm l.l. cool j from around the way
  you boogie down to my records almost every day
  go a hundred miles an hour when you're standin' still
  you're faster than my caddy when it's goin' downhill
  won't forget that day in the y.m.c.a.
  the guy at the desk said it was ok
  for you to come inside cuz he knew you'd stay
  greg g. and garfield yelled "hooray"
  
  repeat chorus x2