dungeon keeper

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  if thou art bold and pure of heart; come down here, be torn apart.
  through my dungeon you may tread; but rest assured, you'll end up dead.
  if you find you lose it all; why not play theme hospital?
  armoured knights who have true grit; roast more quickly on a spit.
  evil, malice, death, decay; i think you'll find they're here to stay.
  evil, malice, death, decay; just another working day.
  evil, malice, death, decay; there really is no better way.
  giant, dwarf, thief and fairy; none of you are very scary.
  the denizens of your domain; just cannot wait to kill again.
  the better creatures you employ; the greater carnage you enjoy.
  hark, the avatar's abroad; and i can smell a frightened lord.
  trespassers will meet their doom; in your dungeon's torture room.
  though intruders' hearts be pure; they'll end up on your dungeon floor.
  the fools who enter your domain; will never see the light again.
  pain and anguish are your tools; to use upon intruding fools.
  when good guys head right for your treasure; hunt and kill them at your leisure.
  protect your gold and dungeon heart; and slap your minions till they fart.
  use your creatures' fear of you; to make them do what you want them to.
  wizard in your dungeon grim; a trap will make short work of him.
  when your creatures give you hell; stick them in your prison cell.
  torture is the crowning glory; of your dungeon keeper story.
  you are the keeper, chosen one; and being evil is great fun.
  when your troops are hunger-stricken; your hatchery has yummy chicken.
  fill the avatar with dread; really make him wet the bed.
  your tunnels will be dark and cold; and no place for a knight of old; even if he claims he's bold.
  when night does not give way to day; and children are too scared to play; abandon hope, embrace despair; you're destined for my dragon's lair.