fishism

• richard fish'in tipik amerikan avukat tandansini yansittigi one surulen ya$am stili. bazi maddelerine katilmamak elde degil. eglenceli sonuclar dogurabiliyor.
  
  dizi icerisinden orneklemek gerekirse:
  "if somebody's dead, there's money."
  "we extort, that's what we do."
  "it's not just winning, it's winning ugly that counts."
  "women need to feel dominated even when they say they don't."
  "it's not about pleasing you, the idea is to make me happy."
  "a person would never even buy a car if he were told he'd have to drive it for life - it's silly."
  "true love means short refractory time."
  "low blow. excellent."
  "i'd do it myself if i knew the law. bygones."
  "you're a man, you're breathing, under title seven, you're liable."
  "...men love any woman they want to sleep with. it's the ticket to admission."
  "personal questions don't bother me, ally, i just lie."
  "frankly, i'm tired of this equality thing."
  "that remark would hurt if i had feelings."
  "...sex for men...when it's right, it's right, when it's wrong, it's still right."
  "she licked my finger. i'm human. asset. firm. bygones."
  "you crushed his porsche, next best thing to his penis. bygones."
  "if you want a guy, you gotta go out and grab him, just grab him--that's why god gave man the handle, for women to latch onto."
  "lasting happiness only comes with money."
  "i have scruples, i got some for christmas..."
  "i would love for you to get richer, but not at the cost of my own self-respect."
  "i want a signed commitment that all future back-stabbing, lying, stealing, whatever, you'll be doing it for us."
  "if you don't like who you are, if you're truly unhappy with your life, it only means you're ready to have children."
  "you ever want to be partner, mark, ever want to have what it takes to run your own firm? you need to learn to lie. now do it."
  "what do you expect us to do, sit around, have a seance, who do we bill for that?"
  "...john, you got a beautiful woman to go out with you for free, enjoy the milestone, it's a life."
• bir arizona dream tandansı.
  
  the fish doesnt think
  cause the fish knows everything
• "friction, friction, friction, orgasm. fishism."
• ally mcbeal adlı göreceli embesil dizinin göreceli en kral karakteri richard fish'in felsefesi.
  1. sezon bölümlerinden alıntılar:
  
  - "i'm nothing if not redundant. i also repeat myself."
  
  - "it's not just winning, it's winning ugly that matters."
  
  - "make enough money, everything else will follow."
  
  - "love, it's an equation. a 'me', a 'you' derives a 'we'. it's really that simple. - what i'm saying is the foundation for any 'we' is a 'me'. and if the 'me' is still a work in progress than, for god's sake, don't start constructing the 'we'!"
  
  - "it's not my style to care about others, but what's going on?"
  
  - "everybody is alone. it's just easier to take in a relationship."
  
  - "there's no embarrassing way to make money."
  
  - "tonight, try not to look at it as a negative. - a lot of his former students will be there. this will be like a class-reunion. instead of a punch-bowl, there's a coffin. but remember, reunions are meant to allow the more successful graduates to inform the less successful that that's what they are, less than. you and i, we're more than. especially me. i've got my own firm. i could possibly be the most. my point is, life is all about attitude. and tonight is a night for you to feel good about yourself."
  
  - "one of the keys to life: the fast forward. every movie has its lousy parts. the trick is fast forward through 'em. as time passes, you look back and say 'oh that little adultery thing, oh that.' you fast forward to then right now and you are over it."
  
  - ally: "isn't it rude to talk about somebody like they're not in the room?"
  richard: "might be in the same room, ally, but different planet. kidding. bygones."
  
  - "you know, i had a great aunt once who said if you stare at a beautiful woman too long, you turn to stone. she was partially right."
  
  - "new firm policy, listen up. anybody who sues this firm or me, personally, we all drop whatever cases we are working on and we devote all our intellectual and creative efforts to ruining that person's life. are we clear? i do not want to stop short with just getting even. retribution, not strong enough. ruin, that's the goal. irrverisible, irreparable, irrational ruin. new firm policy."
  
  - "here's a thing about them, women as a rule hate pretty women. but women as a rule also sympathize with other women victims because they're women. - it's like this, women want other women to be destroyed, but as women they don't wanna be the actual destroyers themselves."
  
  - "she told her that you told her about what she told you. i'm in the middle and clueless. i feel like elaine."
  
  - billy: "ever wondered whether you're really good in bed or not?"
  richard: "no, i know i'm good. - 'cause i'm always satisfied. good for me."
  
  - "don't bring the law into this. somebody's dead, there's money!"
  
  - "this is what happens when the justice system gets perverted by principles!"
  
  - georgia: "what if we lose?"
  richard: "i vomit and dive into it. i brought my snorkel."
  
  - "if there's one thing i know, it's women. when they're beautiful, they need to be thought of as smart. when they're smart, they need to be thought of as beautiful."
  
  - "john, if you don't kiss a girl on the first date, you're a gentlemen. if you don't on the second, you're gay."
  
  - "personally, i hate sexual harassment laws. the original force behind them were disgruntled lesbians who felt they were not given the same opportunities - along with ugly women, who were jealous of pretty women who got all the breaks in the work force. - my cause to action is simple, women are victims. they need special help. look at the evolution of these sexual harassment laws. what we are really saying is women really should qualify under the federal disability act. they are less able. they cannot cope with romance in the office. they cannot contend with having to do a job and have a man smile at them. it is too much. look where we use to be, first quid pro quo, then hostile enviorment, and now seinfeld episodes. women can't take it; they bruise too easily. the laws are here to protect the weak and most vulernable in society. she is woman, protect her!"
  
  - "she did it. if we win, we're heros, we pulled off a miracle. if we lose, the wacko goes to jail, justice is served. win/win!"
  
  - richard: "we just love to live in a politically correct world, it's so evolved, isn't? but where along the way did we pass the law against common sense? - this is a french bistro. when people go there, it's not just to eat, it's to dine in the ambiance of culture. they wanna feel elite, sophisticated. a good gay waiter can make the patrons feel that way. they have that snobbish little entitlement thing going, you know, people like that."
  judge swan: "gays are elitest snobs?"
  richard: "the waiter kind are. first they are smarter. - they grow up reading more books, probably looking to find an answer as to why they are homosexual. plus, they're terrible at sports which gives them more time to study. the point is, they're smart, they wanna work in the arts. they end up waiters, way overqualified, bitter, snobby. people have come to expect this when ordering a fruity wine."
  
  - "georgia, lend me your shoe. - if i want to sell this, better to have you model it or me? - everything is about presentation, it's the same for restaurants as it is for shoes. what's inside doesn't count, georgia, it's how things look. fishism."
  
  - john: "are we?"
  richard: "are we what?"
  john: "a joke to the outside world?"
  richard: "the outside world just doesn't get the joke. fishism."
  
  - "having a child is a selfish thing. couples don't walk around wanting to give life. they say, we want a child. we want, we want. it is a selfish thing, not that it's not a good selfish, but it's selfish. don't punish yourselves for not wanting to celebrate your greed here."
  
  - "in every person's life there comes a time when you have to go forth and be vicious!"
  
  - "never trust a second thought. where there's two, there's three. you'll end up thinking forever. only think about this: you were going to take wedding vows with this man. 'death do us part.' you parted, now what is holding up the death?"
  
  - "here's the point i keep trying to make. technically you're right, our case stinks. but why apply reason or logic? - take marriage itself. is it logical? people aren't even evolved fully as individuals in their twenties and thirthies and this is the time they choose their partner as compatible soul mates. science alone tells you physical attraction can't last. a person would never even buy a car if he's told to drive it for the rest of his life. it's silly. marriage like law offers the illusion of wonderful ideology, but in the end stripped down - money! give it to us."
  
  - "georgia, gimme your shoe. why would a grown person wear these? they are hugely uncomfortable, make it easier to fall, cause back problems, but, hey - call it fashion. what kind of person would spend an equivalent of two years painting her face and plucking out her eyebrows, and putting silicone or saline in her chest? there is a name for this kind of person, 'woman'. why? because, we 'men' like it. don't talk to me about equality. don't tell me you aren't disabled
• 2. sezon bölümlerinden alıntılar:
  
  - "sometimes when i look at my stock portfolio, i get aroused. does everybody do that?"
  
  "i'd do it myself if i knew the law. bygones."
  
  - "ling, anyone with you is alone."
  
  "that was the dirtiest pool to its deepest depth, and you did it looking like you took the high road. it's a treat to watch you work, nelle. that was worthy of an earthworm. - dirty, ugly, i could kiss you!"
  
  - mark newman: "but i haven't done anything!"
  richard: "you're a man, you're breathing... under title vii you're liable."
  
  - "i want someone who is emotionally inaccessible. - so when it falls apart, it won't be my failure. that'll be a refreshing change."
  
  - "is that your two cents? i'd be looking for change."
  
  - richard: "simple. men, women, friction."
  george madison: "that's it? friction?"
  richard: "friction, friction, friction, orgasm. fishism."
  
  - georgia: "you have to have sex before you know whether you're in love with her?"
  richard: "of course!"
  georgia: "why?"
  richard: "because men love any woman they want to sleep with, it's the ticket to admission. fishism."
  
  - ally: "how do we walk into a court room..."
  georgia: "to say that..."
  billy: "it is a joke!"
  richard: "hold down, quiet! let me ignore you one at a time."
  
  - "personal questions don't bother me, ally, i just lie!"
  
  - "the least we can do is honor the dead since we don't the living."
  
  - richard: "i'll tell you. once a man hits puberty, he gets the sense he'll forever be part idiot. it's debilitating, it hurts. these strip clubs, you go, you look around, you see the women, and then you see all the men, and you realize you're not alone! the room is full of idiots! it makes us feel better!"
  judge figueroa: "and that's important?"
  richard: "to be honest, yes. it's liberating. you grow up hiding in your closet with a flashlight, a copy of playboy, trying not to get the pages sticky, you wonder if you're some kind of deviant, fear being a pervert, it can drive you to be isolated, perhaps antisocial, you don't fit in, you go to work at the post office, you just don't belong, you're different, the insecurity festers into neurosis, all the while, you're normal and you don't know it! you go to this club, you see normal. these places aren't just sex shops, they stand to preserve our mental health!"
  
  - richard: "nelle, remember how you hate people talking behind your back?"
  nelle: "yes."
  richard: "i can't do that when you are in the room."
  
  - georgia: "richard, how can you hire her to work here?"
  richard: "she licked my finger. i'm human. asset. firm. bygones."
  
  - "true love means short refractory time. fishism."
  
  - "your honor, if you don't let these people watch the news, they'll only know what they hear in here. what chance does the truth have then?"
• 3. sezon bölümlerinden alıntılar:
  
  - georgia: "no judge is gonna order a minister to perform a wedding ceremony, if they did that..."
  richard: "...elaine would be married!"
  
  - ally: "richard, do you know anyone happier than me?"
  richard: "i used to, but he jumped off a bridge, why?"
  
  - "lasting happiness only comes with money. fishism. for temporary well being, viagra."
  
  - "everybody says a man will wake up one day, look in the mirror and say, 'how'd i get here?'. but it doesn't have to be that way. - there's no rule that says we have to wake up."
  
  - ally: "i can sing, richard. i have a voice."
  richard: "agreed, you having a voice isn't my concern, it's just the rest of us have ears."
  
  - "this is one thing i hate about having money, people sue you."
  
  - richard: "remember when i came to you with the idea of starting a law firm? i listed four reasons. do you remember? first?"
  john: "money."
  richard: "second?"
  john: "money."
  richard: "third?"
  john: "fun."
  richard: "fourth?"
  john: "money."
  richard: "what happened to number three?"
• "two times two is sixtynine. fishism! billy, have you slept with ally?" diyerekten her bi boku sekse baglayabilen hastalikli dusunce. hastasiyim kendisinin.
• "you're not who you are, you're only what other people think you are. fishism"
• işlevsel bir fishism:
  "ally, one of the keys to life: the fast forward. every movie has its lousy parts. the trick is to fast forward through them. as time passes, you look back and say oh, that little adultery thing, oh that. you fast forward to then right now, and you're over it."
• bir öğretisi de şu şekildir:
  "love is a bridge ally ,you can not trust on it.the only thing that you can trust is money.once you have it,everything will follow".^*