bad bad leroy brown

• jim croce'un 1973 nisan'inda piyasaya cikardigi ve daha sonra frank sinatra ve bircok kisi tarafindan da soylenmis, cok eglenceli sarkisi..sarki jim croce'un new jersey'de calisirken tanistigi ve daha sonra tutuklanan leroy brown adinda bir kisiyi anlatir..sozler ise soyle: (sozlerin degistirildigi cesitleri mevcut, bakiniz parantezler)
  
  now the south side of chicago
  is (it's) the baddest part of town
  and if you (you're gonna) go down there, you better (just) beware
  of a man (cat) named leroy brown
  
  now leroy (brown) he's trouble
  and he stands about six feet four
  all the downtown ladies call him: "treetop lover"
  the studs they call him: "sir"
  
  (yeah) he's bad, bad leroy brown
  meanest (baddest) man (cat) in the whole damn town
  badder that old king kong
  (and( (he's) meaner that a junkyard dog
  
  now leroy he's a gambler
  and he likes (digs) his (those) fancy clothes
  he likes to wave his (that) (great big / big fat) (shinny) diamond ring(s)
  under (in front of) everybody's nose
  
  he's got a custom continental
  he's got an eldorado too
  he's got a 22 (32) gun in his pocket for fun
  he's got a razor in his (the razor in the) shoe
  
  (yeah) he's bad, bad leroy brown
  meanest (baddest) man (cat) in the whole damn town
  badder that old king kong
  (and (he's) meaner that a junkyard dog
  
  now friday - 'bout a week ago
  leroy shootin' dice
  and at the end (edge) of the bar, sat (was) a lady (chick) named dorris (morris)
  man she sure looked nice
  
  and (well/then) he layed his eyes upon her
  that's when the big scene (trouble soon) began
  and leroy brown he learned a lesson 'bout messin'
  with the wife of a jealous man
  
  (yeah) he's bad, bad leroy brown
  meanest (baddest) man (cat) in the whole damn town
  badder that old king kong
  (and) (he's) meaner that a junkyard dog