if i only had a brain

• robbie williamsın seslendiriği swings both ways albümünün 12 numerolu parçası.
  
  ı could wile away the hours
  conferrin' with the flowers
  consultin' with the rain
  and my head ı'd be scratchin'
  while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
  ıf ı only had a brain
  
  ı'd unravel every riddle
  for any individ'le
  ın trouble or in pain
  
  with the thoughts ı'd be thinkin'
  ı could be another lincoln
  ıf ı only had a brain
  
  oh, ı could tell you why
  the ocean's near the shore
  ı could think of things ı never thunk before
  and then ı'd sit and think some more
  
  ı would not be just a nothin
  my head all full of stuffin'
  my heart all full of pain
  perhaps ı deserve you
  and be even worthy erve you
  ıf ı only had a brain
  
  ı could wile away the hours
  conferrin' with the flowers
  consultin' with the rain
  and my head ı'd be scratchin'
  while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
  ıf ı only
  ıf ı only had a brain