the muppet show

• kermit: it's the muppet show with our very special guest star, ...
  
  females: it's time to play the music
  it's time to light the lights
  it's time to meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight.
  
  males: it's time to put on makeup
  it's time to dress up right
  it's time to raise the curtain on the muppet show tonight.
  
  waldorf: why do we always come here
  statler: i guess we'll never know
  waldorf: it's like a kind of torture
  both: to have to watch the show
  
  (brief interlude)
  
  muppets: and now let's get things started
  audience: why don't you get things started
  kermit: it's time to get things started
  muppets: on the most sensational inspirational celebrational muppetational
  this is what we call the muppet show!
  
  (gonzo blows his trumpet)