love for sale

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  well i wake up this morning i rolled out of bed
  i felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
  checked out my mail there was letter that read
  love for sale, love for sale
  
  i picked up the phone i called everyone i could
  i let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
  you can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
  love for sale, love for sale
  
  send up a signal throw me a line
  somebody explain " this funny valentine"
  it might not be signal but it sure ain't a crime
  i'm one step from crazy and two steps behind
  
  i called lt. columbo from my tv set
  i've tried the dating game i haven't found her yet
  i'm hoping that she's looking like a penthouse pet
  love for sale, love for sale
  
  solo
  
  we've been living together 3 years,
  2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers
  you can't shop for love when you're shopping at, sears
  love for sale, love for sale
  
  i guess i've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
  my old lady she played this joke on me
  i never looked where i forgot it would be
  love for sale, love for sale