star wars cantina

• barry manilow'un me$hur copa cabana'si uzerine yazilmi$ cilgin sozler ve muhte$em bir parodi. vokaller mark jonathan davis, geri vokaller loretta mendoza.
  a$agidaki linkte daha cok ayrinti bulunabilir, ama yine de cengaver olarak sozlerini de vereyim tam olsun:
  http://members.aol.com/manitsas/cantina.html
  
  (leia: "help me obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope")
  (artoo: beeps)
  
  her name was leia, she was a princess,
  with a danish on each ear, and darth vader (vader: breath sounds/davis sfx) drawing near.
  so artoo detoo, found ben kenobi. (ben: "obi-wan")
  he'd have to put the death star plans, into the rebellion's hands.
  so luke and obi-wan, had to get to alderaan,
  so they stopped into mos eisley, to have a drink with han...
  
  chorus
  at the star wars, [star wars!], star wars cantina, [star wars cantina]
  the weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
  [here, at the] star wars, [star!], {star wars cantina,
  music, and blasters, and old jedi masters, at the star wars!...}
  
  (greedo: "oota-do-ta, solo?")
  his name was solo (han: "han solo"), he was a pilot (millenium falcon flying by)
  with a blaster at his side (solo's blaster firing), and a smile twelve parsecs wide,
  there with chewbacca (chewie: "roar"), he was a wookiee.
  they met with luke and obi-wan, about the millenium falcon.
  docking bay ninety-four (ben: "ninety-four"), stormtroopers at the door. (three knocks on metal)
  with a flash of ben's lightsaber (saber igniting and swooping), now there's an arm, (surly man: "aaaargh!") on the floor...
  
  chorus
  at the star wars, [star wars!], star wars cantina, [star wars cantina]
  the weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
  [here, at the] star wars, [star!], {star wars cantina,
  music, and blasters, and old jedi masters, at the star wars!...}
  
  (ben: "mos eisley spaceport. you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. we must be cautious.")
  
  his name was yoda, he was a muppet. (yoda: "eewohew!", like grover/davis sfx)
  darth vader was so bad, and by the way he's luke's dad.
  luke kissed his sister (leia kissing luke/davis sfx); his hand got cut off. (saber zap, luke: "aaaaagh!")
  in that galaxy far, far away, luke has had a lousy day.
  boba fett was so mean, jabba had bad hygiene. (davis/jabba: "ho! ho! ho!")
  why didn't they all just relax, back on tatooine...
  
  chorus
  at the star wars, [star wars!], star wars cantina, [star wars cantina]
  the weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a! (cantina driod alarm sfx)
  [here, at the] star wars, [star!], {star wars cantina,
  music, and blasters, and old jedi masters, at the star wars!...}
  
  (ben: "the force will be with you, always")
  [star wars, star wars cantina,] (artoo: beeps and whistles)
  [star wars,] (chewie: growl) [star wars cantina...]
• hayatimda dinledigim en guzel parodilerden bir tanesidir, cok eylencelidir, ayaa kalkilip gobek atarak eslik bile edilinebilir^*.
• ayni zamanda spoiler icerir, ama bilmeyen kalmadi aslinda skywalker ailesinin tum pislikleri magazin programlarinda afise edildi, falan falan falan...
• ilk trilogynin belki akıllarda en çok kalan sahnelerinden biri... türlü türlü mahlukatın bulunduğu bu renkli yerde geçen sahnelerin çekimleri için istiklal caddesinden figüran toplanmış olma ihtimali söz konusudur...
• "his name was yoda, he was a muppet" kısmını ilk duyuşumda gülmekten yere devrileyazmama sebep olan şarkı.
• her dinlenişinde "öyle de oluyomuş böyle daha bi şahane oluyomuş bu" nidalarına neden olan müzik olayı...
  (bkz: richard cheese)
• dioramasını yeni bitirdiğim tüm yaratıklarını tamamladığım pislik leş star wars ıv de geçen bar .