no vaseline

• muhafazakar yapımıza ters bir ice cube şarkısı.
  
  death certificate albümünde bulunur.
• ice cube'un eski grubu nwa'i yerin dibine soktuğu şarkı. nwa'in şarkılarında^** ice cube'a benedict arnold diyerek hain yakıştırması yapıp laf çakmaları üzerine, ice cube bu sözleri yazmıştır. nwa'dekileri tek tek yerin dibine sokmuştur sözleriyle.
• (bkz: yes fisting)
• nwa'yı havaya atıp rövaşata çekmiş resmen .
• bunu dinleyene kadar hit em up'ı tüm zamanların en iyi diss'i zannediyordum.
  
  kullanılan ana sample brick isimli süper funk grubunun dazz isimli meşhur şarkısının introsundandır.
• (bkz: tried to diss ice cube. it wasn't worth it cuz' the broom stick fit your ass so perfect)
• --- spoiler ---
  goddamn, i'm glad y'all set it off
  used to be hard, now you're just wet and soft
  first you was down with the ak
  and now ı see you on a video with michel'le
  looking like straight bozos
  i saw it coming, that's why i went solo
  and kept on stompin'
  while y'all mothafuckers moved straight outta compton
  living with the whites
  one big house and not another nigga in sight
  i started off with too much cargo
  dropped four niggas now i'm making all the dough
  white man just ruling
  the niggas with attitudes? who ya foolin'?
  y'all niggas just phony
  i put that on my mama and my dead homies
  yella boy's on your team, so you're losing
  ay yo dre, stick to producing
  calling me arnold, but you bent-a-dick
  eazy-e saw your ass and went in it quick
  you got jealous when ı got my own company
  but i'm a man, and ain't nobody humping me
  trying to sound like amerikkka's most?
  you could yell all day, but you don't come close
  cause you know i'm the one that flowed
  ya done run 100 miles, but you still got one to go
  with the l-e-n-c-h m-o-b
  and y'all disgrace the c-p-t
  cause you're getting fucked out your green
  by a white boy, with no vaseline
  
  [hook]
  now you're getting done without vaseline
  now you're getting done without vaseline
  now you're getting done without vaseline
  damn, it feels good to see people, on it
  
  [verse 2]
  the bigger the cap, the bigger the peeling
  who gives a fuck about a punk-ass villain?
  you're getting fucked real quick
  and eazy's dick is smelling like mc ren's shit
  tried to tell you a year ago
  but willie d told me to let a ho be a ho, so
  i couldn't stop you from getting ganked
  now let's play big-bank-take-little-bank
  tried to diss ıce cube, it wasn't worth it
  cause the broomstick fit your ass so perfect
  cut my hair? naw, cut them balls
  cause ı heard you like giving up the drawers
  gang-banged by your manager, fella
  getting money out your ass like a mothafucking ready teller
  giving up the dollar bills
  now they got the villain with a purse and high-heels
  so don't believe what ren say
  cause he's going out like kunta kinte
  but ı got a whip for ya, toby
  used to be my homie, now you act like you don't know me
  it's a case of divide-and-conquer
  cause you let a jew break up my crew
  house nigga gotta run and hide
  yelling compton, but you moved to riverside
  so don't front, mc ren
  cause i remember when you drove a b-210
  broke as a mothafucking joke
  let you on the scene to back up the first team
  it ain't my fault, one nigga got smart
  and they ripping your asshole apart
  by taking your green
  oh yeah, the villain does get fucked with no vaseline
  
  [hook]
  now you're getting done, get-getting done
  now you're getting done, get-getting done
  now you're getting done without va-va-va-va-vaseline
  
  [verse 3]
  i never have dinner with the president
  i never have dinner with the president
  i never have dinner with the president
  and when i see your ass again, ı'll be hesitant
  now i think you a snitch
  throw a house nigga in a ditch
  half-pint bitch, fucking your homeboys, you little maggot
  eazy-e turned faggot
  with your manager, fella
  fucking mc ren, dr. dre, and yella
  but if they were smart as me
  eazy-e a'be hanging from a tree
  with no vaseline
  just a match and a little bit of gasoline
  light 'em up, burn 'em up, flame on
  till that jheri curl is gone
  on a permanent vacation
  off the massa plantation
  heard you both got the same bank account
  dumb nigga, what you thinking bout?!
  get rid of that devil real simple
  put a bullet in his temple
  cause you can't be the nigga 4 life crew
  with a white jew telling you what to do
  pulling wools with your scams
  now i gotta play the silence of the lambs
  with a midget who's a punk, too
  tryin' to fuck me, but i'd rather fuck you
  eric wright, punk, always into something
  gettin' fucked at night
  by mista shitpacker
  bend over for the goddamn cracker
  no vaseline
  mothafuckin' nosejob having ass
  mothafucking jheri curl lite
  ambi wearing mothafuckin' bitch
  --- spoiler ---
• lirikal açıdan tarihin en iyi dissidir.
• o piç de bendim’le birlikte rap tarihinin en iyi dissidir. geçen gün straight outta compton’ı tekrar izleyince ne kadar efsane olduğunu hatırladım. isminden bile zaten ana bacı kayacağı belli bir diss track ksksjskhj
  
  filmde ice cube’un (ki kendisini oğlu oynar) bunu söylerken nwa’in yüz ifadelerini unutamıyorum.
• ıce cube'un kendi inşa ettiği eve yaptığı sabotaj. hip-hop tarihinin en aptalca hareketlerinden biriydi nwa üyelerinin, grubun şarkılarını yazan adamla dalaşması. üstelik ortada hiç bir şey yokken ve ice cube formunun zirvesindeyken.
  
  tarihin en iyi diss parçası mı derseniz herkesin zevki farklı tabi. ben orada oyumu new york'un kralının, jay-z'ye verdigi doğum günü hediyesinden yana kullanıyorum. ^*