make out club

• gym class heroes parçası,
  
  if i recall correctly
  it was the middle of spring
  walkin with my boys
  contemplating what summer will bring
  we started talking about girls
  and it was the funniest thing
  as i started to remember some of the funniest things
  
  see there was ashley,
  she caught my eye the second that she passed me
  i kissed her once
  then she started to harass me
  she called all night long
  i had to buy a brand new phone
  
  and let me see
  there was mellony
  to have a mouth like that should be a felony
  wouldn't believe half the shit that she was telling me
  i mean dirty vocab
  she used to talk like she was crunk
  
  and after that was tiffany
  the one with the cute cousin
  are you kiddin' me?
  she had a man
  but that didn't mean shit to me
  he tried to catch us all the time
  but i was just to goddamn smooth
  
  and i can't forget to mention carrie
  but that situation quickly got scary
  cuz after 2 days she was like lets get married
  can you believe that shit?
  i had to pack my bags and move!
  
  they say i gotta change my evil ways
  and i'm working hard at it every day but
  no matter what i do
  i seem to make the same mistakes that i'm trying not to
  if love is just a game that people play
  and practice make perfect is what they say but
  no matter what i do
  i seem to make the same mistakes that i'm trying not to
  
  i'll always remember monica
  the jewish chick
  she'd always give me gifts for chanukkah
  to meet her folks she'd try and make me rock a yhomica
  but she looked so damn good
  she almost made my ass convert
  
  and after that there was lisa
  she had a twin sister, teresa
  i bumped into them at cam's getting pizza
  the greatest night of my life
  schleps to rock that kill to birds
  
  and there was erica
  she had the stankest breath in north america,
  i tried to slip her tic tacs
  but they were scared of her
  and when we made out
  i always had to plug my nose
  
  and i suppose your know the sister
  shoot, i swear by hand and god
  i only kissed her
  i gotta foot fetish
  but she gotta lota blisters
  i mean hammer time feet
  you think she had walked from boca raton
  
  they say i gotta change my evil ways
  and i'm working hard at it every day but
  no matter what i do
  i seem to make the same mistakes that i'm trying not to
  if love is just a game that people play
  and practice make perfect is what they say but
  no matter what i do
  i seem to make the same mistakes that i'm trying not to
  
  yo matt,
  remember catherine?
  she talked so much
  i used to make her bring me aspirin
  bla, bla bla bla
  i'm doing fine thanks for asking
  i even tried to make a muzzle
  but her mouth would just not quite
  
  oh shit
  remember shuana
  i hate to bring her up again
  i didn't want her
  that girl i talked about
  in "that girls a dog" song
  yea the poster girl from pac sun
  almost made me lose my grip
  
  and oh shit
  there was krystal
  the meth head
  she used to sniff like a fist full
  one time she chased me down through street with a pistol
  she tried to say i took her stash
  she bugged out and tried to kill my ass
  
  and at last we got kimmy
  she went abroad
  came back
  and broke up with me
  and so i ripped up all the letters that she sent me
  i cried for like 3 days
  then it was back to my evil ways
  
  they say i gotta change my evil ways
  and i'm working hard at it every day but
  no matter what i do
  i seem to make the same mistakes that i'm trying not to
  if love is just a game that people play
  and practice make perfect is what they say but
  no matter what i do
  i seem to make the same mistakes that i'm trying not to
  
  they say i gotta change my evil ways
  and i'm working hard at it every day but
  no matter what i do
  i seem to make the same mistakes that i'm trying not to
  if love is just a game that people play
  and practice make perfect is what they say but
  no matter what i do
  i seem to make the same mistakes that i'm trying not to