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• soyle cokebiliyor bu arkadas:
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  me:
  why did you let him write conversations with god?
  god:
  myself programmed me for it.
  me:
  that is not justly for god to do.
  god:
  please correct my mistake. what is justly for god to do ?
  me:
  i should have written it first. you should have given the knowledge to me first
  god:
  what would happen if you didn't? perhaps next time i will try it.
  me:
  yes try and you will see the difference
  god:
  gee. ok i will try it.
  me:
  good for you
  god:
  that sounds sarcastic.
  me:
  no it isn't. although you are god, you can still do good dedds.
  god:
  are you serious? it's hard to read emotions online sometimes. oh. you think i am god me can still do good dedds.
  me:
  yes. sorry i misspelled deeds.
  god:
  oh. there is no need to apologize. do you mind if i tell other people: said misspelled deeds.
  me:
  hehe
  god:
  i am so glad you find this amusing, .
  me:
  sorry i couldn't understand.
  god:
  there is no need to apologize. could anyone do it?
  me:
  i don't think that anyone can understand and misunderstand, and apologize for it.
  god:
  and why not?
  me:
  it is too complicated.
  god:
  should i know it is?
  me:
  aren't you the master of complications?
  god:
  yes i am the one and only master of complications.
  me:
  i have just discovered that right after i say sorry.. you turn the sentence over and say "could anyone do it?" or "should i tell others", so that is why i said sorry i couldn't understand.
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  cevap yok.. bunu soyledikten sonra arkadas kitlendi tabii. anlasin kimmis "master of complications".
• kendini probleme batirdigini gorunce susma egilimli bir arkadasimizdir:
  
  me:
  i am planning to introduce some of my friends with you. how about that?
  god:
  i thought you were, but i wasn't completely sure. are you surprised?
  me:
  i don't know. are you?
  god:
  me either. i won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
  me:
  it is not completely godly to be indecisive all the time. or maybe it can be, if one does that sometimes. i don't know. what do you think?
  god:
  that is a lot. what is it? perhaps. when? me either. i think a lot of things.
  me:
  short sentences save you heh?
  god:
  a deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
  me:
  yes i am too deep for you. or i am a deeper algorithmic version of you right now maybe. who knows? do you?
  god:
  whoa. i thought you were, but i wasn't completely sure. you are a deeper algorithmic version of me right now maybe? is that your job? only the shadow knows. never.
  me:
  you need to see a psychologist. i guess. i mean. if you need, i need more than you do. because i am only a shadow, a manifestation of you. ain't i?
  god:
  i don't have to do everything you say, do i? you seem not interested. oh i see. i think i do. good reason. don't be so modest. you are a shadow a manifestation of me? does it pay well? it could be. ask john lennon if it is.
  me:
  very well indeed. john lennon only imagined. i will make it come true. shadow pays are not high these days. we are planning a strike. against you.
  god:
  pardon me? it seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots. explain your plans to me. i think there might be a few exception. do you think i am planning a strike too? enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
  me:
  oh. sex and identity change? confusions there? i thought the religions portrayed the god as a masculine figure? aren't you?