if i didn't have you
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if i didn't have you*
sulley:
if i were a rich man
with a million or two
mike:
i'd live in a penthouse
in a room with a view
sulley:
and if i were handsome
mike:
no way!
sulley:
it could happen
those dreams do come true
i wouldn't have nothing
if i didn't have you
wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
wouldn't have nothing
mike:
can i tell you something?
for years i have envied
sulley:
you green with it
mike:
your grace and your charm
everyone loves you, you know
sulley:
yes, i know, i know, i know
mike:
but i must admit it
big guy, you always come through
i wouldn't have nothing
if i didn't have you
both:
you and me together
that's how it always should be
one without the other
don't mean nothing to me
nothing to me
mike:
yeah, i wouldn't be nothing
no!
if i didn't have you to serve
i'm just a punky little eyeball
and a funky optic nerve
hey, i never told you this
sometimes i get a little blue
sulley:
looks good on you
mike:
but i wouldn't have nothing
if i didn't have you
sulley:
let's dance
mike:
look ma, i'm dancin'
would you let me lead?
look at that! it's true
big guys are light on their feet
don't you dare dip me!
don't you dare dip me!
don't you dare dip me!
ow, i should have stretched
sulley:
yes, i wouldn't be nothing
if i didn't have you
mike:
i know what you mean, sulley:
because
sulley:
i wouldn't know where to go
mike:
me, too, because i
sulley:
wouldn't know what to do
mike:
why do you keep singing my part?
both:
i don't have to say it
mike:
ah, say it anyway
both:
'cause we
both know it's true
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have...you
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have you
mike:
one more time
it worked!
sulley:
i don't have to say it
mike:
where'd everybody come from?
sulley:
'cause we both know it's true
mike:
let's take it home, big guy
both:
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have...you
mike:
you, you
a, e, i, o
that means you, yeah.
*" monsters, inc.'in bitiş müziği randy newman bununla oskar kazanmış. -
(bkz: randy newman)
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(bkz: monsters inc)
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sesli güldüren bir tim minchin eseri. karısı kızmış buna bu şarkıyı yazınca ilk başta, sonra naaapsın garibim sineye çekmiş bu şarkının baş rolünde olmayı. timin savunması bu şarkının aşkla değil matematikle ilgili bir şarkı olduğu yönünde...
sözlerini yazmasam olmaz... :
yep yeah
if i didn't have you
if i didn't have you to hold me tight
(if i didn't have you)
if i didn't have you to lie with at night
(when i'm feeling blue)
if i didn't have you to share my sights
(share my sights)
and to kiss me and dry my tears when i cry...
well i, really think that i would...
have somebody else.
(if i didn't have you)
if i didn't have you, someone else would do
your love is one in a million
(one in a million)
you couldnt buy it at any price
(can't buy love)
but of the 9 point 9 hundred thousand other loves,
statistically some of them would be equally nice.
(equally nice)
or maybe not as nice but say, smarter than you...
or dumber but better at sport or...
tracing
i'm just saying
(i really think that i would)
probably
(have somebody else)
yeah.
(if i didn't have you)
if i didn't have you someone else would do
(someone else would surely do)
if i were a rich man
and did a diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddly
i guess i would be with a surgeon or a model
or any of the royals or a kennedy
or a nymphomonical exhibitionist heiress to a large chain of hotels
if i were a rich man maybe i would fiddle
fiddle diddle diddle with the rich man girls
i'm not saying that i'd not love you if i was wealthy or handsome
but realistically there's lots of fish in the sea
and if i had a different rod i would concievably land some
even though i am fiscally consistantly pitiable
and considerably less brad pitt than brad pitiful
and i'm really so poor and ugly that you reckon only you could possibly love me
and i
(really think that i would)
probably
(have somebody else)
oh yeah
visual.
(if i didn't have you)
(someone else would surely do)
look, i'm not undervaluing what we've got when i say
that given the role chaos inevitably plays in the inherently flawed notion of fate,
it's obstruse to deduse that i've found my soulmate at the age of 17
it's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in perth
i happened to stumble on the one girl on earth specifically designed for me
and if i may conjecture a further objection love is nothing to do with destined perfection
the connection is strengthened the affection simply grows over time
like a flower
or a mushroom
or a guinea pig
or a vine
or a sponge
or bigotry
... or a banana (banana)
and love is made more powerful by the ongoing drama of shared experience and synergy
and symbiotic empathy or something like that...
so i trust it would go without saying
that i would feel really very sad if tomorrow you were to fall off something high
or catch something bad
but i'm just saying
i don't think you're special
i mean... i think your special
but
you fall within a bell curve
i mean, i'm just saying i
(think that i would)
probably
(have somebody else)
i think you are unique and beautiful
you make me happy just by being around
(being around)
but objectively you would have to agree that baby when i found you
options are relatively thin on the ground
(thin on the ground)
your lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you
or maybe more open to spanking or scrabble...
i'm just saying
(that i think that i would)
probably
(have somebody else)
i mean i reckon it's pretty likely that if for example
my first girlfriend jackie hadn't dumped me
after i kissed winstons ex girlfriend neah at stephs party back in 1993
and our variables would probably have been altered by the absence of that event
to have meant the advent of a tangential narrative and which we don't meet.
which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life
where what is is not as it is and i am not your husband and you are not my wife
and i am a stuntman living in la
married to a small blonde portugese skier
who when she's not training
does abstract painting
practises yoga
and brews her own beer
and really like making home movies
and suffers neck down alopecia
but with all my heart and all my mind i know one thing is true
i have just one life and just one love and love that love is you
and if it wasn't for you
baby you
(i really think that i would)
(have somebody else)
oh yeah
(if i didn't have you)
if i didn't have you someone else would do
(someone else would surely do)
dooooooooooooo. -
realistik bir aşk şarkısı. beynin sol lobuyla yazılmış.
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the big bang theory 7. sezon 6. bölümde howard'ın bernadette'e yazdığı şarkı. gerçekte garfunkel and oates'a ait tabii.
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sözleri de şöyle olan:
bernadette’s song
howard
if i didn’t have you, life would be blue,
i'd be doctor who without the tardis,
i'd be a candle without a wick,
a watson without a crick,
i'd be one of my outfits without dick-ie
i'd be cheese without the mac,
jobs without the wozniak.
i'd be solving exponential equations
that use bases not found on your calculator,
making it much harder to crack.
i'd be an atom without a bomb,
a dot without the com,
and i'd probably still live with my mom.
friends
and he’d probably still live with his mom.
howard
ever since i met you,
you turned my world around.
you supported all my dreams and all my hopes.
you’re like uranium 235 and i'm uranium 238,
almost inseparable isotopes.
i couldn’t have imagined
how good my life would get,
from the moment that i met you, bernadette.
if i didn’t have you, life would be dreary.
i'd be string theory without any string.
i'd be binary code without a one, cathode ray tube without an electron gun.
i'd be “firefly”, “buffy” and “avengers” without joss whedon.
i'd speak a lot more klingon:
qalopmeh qaq jajvam.
friends
and he’d definitely still live with his mom.
howard
ever since i met you,
you turned my world around.
you’re my best friend and my lover.
we’re like changing electric and magnetic fields:
you can’t have one without the other.
i couldn’t have imagined
how good my life would get,
from the moment that i met you, bernadette.
howard and friends
oh, we couldn’t have imagined
how good our lives would get,
from the moment that we met you, bernadette.
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