funky cold medina

• absolut vodka ile yapılan bir kokteyl
• tone locun bir şarkısı
• remixleri orjinalinden daha eğlenceli. kylie minogue - can't get you out of my head versiyonu ise epey zorlama, hatta rezildir.
  
  sözleri:
  
  i'm thinking
  
  cold coolin' at a bar, and i'm lookin' for some action
  but like mick jagar said, "i can't get no satisfaction"
  the girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
  my threds are fresh and i'm looking def
  yo, what's up with l-o-c?
  the girls i sawjokin' at the other end of the bar
  havin' drinks with some no-name chump
  when they know that i'm the star
  so i got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
  i asked the guy, "why you so fly?"
  he said, "funky cold medina"
  
  funky cold medina
  
  this brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
  put a little medina in your glass
  and the girls will come real quick
  it's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
  a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
  so i gave some to my dog, when he began to beg
  then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
  and did the wild thing on my leg
  he used to scratch and bite me
  before he was much, much meaner
  but now all the poodles run to my house
  for the funky cold medina
  
  you know what i'm sayin'? i got every dog in my neighborhood
  breakin' down my door, i got spuds mckenzie, alex from stroh's
  they won't leave my dog alone with that medina, pal
  
  i went up to this girl, she said, "hi, my name is sheena"
  i thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina
  she said, "i'd like a drink, " i said ok, i'd go get it
  then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
  and i knew that she was with it
  so i took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
  but when she got undressed, it was a big old mess
  sheena was a man
  so i threw him out, i don't fool around
  with in oscar meyer weiner
  you must be sure that your girl is pure
  for the funky cold medina
  you know, ain't no playin' with a man
  this is the 80's and i'm down with the ladies, ya know?
  
  break it down
  
  back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
  i took a shot as a conteatant on the love connection
  the audience voted and you lnow they picked a winner
  i took my date to the hilton for medina and some dinner
  she had a few drinks, i'm thinkin' soon what i'll be gettin'
  instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin'
  said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says "i'll be seein' ya"
  that's why i found you don't play around
  with the funky cold medina
  ya know what i'm sayin', that medina's a monster, y'all
  funky cold medina
• bu şarkı my name is earl'ün bir bölümünde çalmaktaydı. earl'ün doğumgünüyle alakalı olan bu bölümde earl'ün rashoş olup dans ettiği dakikalarda duyuyorduk. süper şarkıdır.