friggin in the riggin

• anthrax sozleri kendi yol ekibine gore degistirmistir. buyrun yiyin...
  
  there was a bunch of roadies
  and this here is their story
  a scurvy bunch of evil twits
  who never say they're sorry
  
  they've traveled cross the nations
  fuckin' paid vacations
  we love the schism that they make
  they're here for the duration
  
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  there was fuck all else to do
  
  the captains name is rick
  whose "bozo-do" is slick
  he really thinks he knows it all
  he's just a jersey hick
  
  wanking, cranking, georgie
  he always finds an orgy
  he rubs his balls and picks his nose
  he's horny georgie porgie
  
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  there was fuck all else to do
  
  the kind of sleaze is ring
  polaroid's his thing
  he whipped it out, her teeth fell out
  and now it's in a sling
  
  from la we have troy
  his fetish is playboy
  a smelly trout, he'll eat it out
  go wash your hands you're m.o.i.
  
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  there was fuck all else to do
  
  john tempesta is the joker
  the adams apple choker
  sandra bernhard is his twin
  he'd probably even poke her
  
  the b-boy was john rooney
  he was a fuckin' loony
  he does a rap, he thinks he's black
  he's soft like gerry cooney
  
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  there was fuck all else to do
  
  yo my name is bill
  dur, bouncing is my skill, duh,
  smoke ten packs and use my plaque
  duh, with my breath i'll kill
  
  thursby is the lard ass
  the monitors are his task
  the sound they made when the band played
  was like ed trunk with bad gas
  
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  there was fuck all else to do
  
  the photobug is ambo
  he'll fill up any hairy hole
  we'll blindfold you with dental floss
  you burnt out fuckin' bimbo
  
  the bottom line is z
  oh please don't sit on me
  go wipe your hemorrhoid ridden butt
  you 1960's hippie!
  
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  there was fuck all else to do
  
  this here was the story
  about our fuckin' roadies
  a scurvy bunch of evil twits
  who never say they're sorry
  
  they've traveled cross the nations
  fuckin' paid vacations
  we love the schism that they make
  they're here for the duration
  
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  friggin' in the riggin'
  there was fuck all else to do
• 20. yüzyıl ingiliz edebiyatının bu en mühim eserini güzel türkçemize kazandırmaktan kıvanç duyarım:
  
  güzel gemimiz venüs'te idik
  görecektiniz bizi
  süs kellesi yatakta bi orospuydu
  geminin direği de hayvan gibi bi yarraktı
  
  bu geminin kaptanı
  pis bi götçüydü
  uygun değildi bi boku küremeye
  bi yerden başka bi yere
  
  gemide aylak aylak dolaşıyoduk, yapacak başka bi sikim yoktu
  
  kaptanın adı morgon idi
  tam bir öküz idi
  günde on defa durur
  şeyiyle oynar idi
  
  birinci tayfanın adı cooper idi
  küfürbazın tekiydi
  komaya girmeyi başarana kadar attırdı
  
  gemide aylak aylak dolaşıyoduk, yapacak başka bi sikim yoktu
  
  ikinci tayfa andy'ydi
  tam bir hanım evladı idi
  ta ki çükünü kör bi taşla ezene kadar
  brendinin içine attırdı diye
  
  kamarot flipper idi
  amına kodumun bi zencisi idi
  götünü kırık camla doldurdu
  ve kaptanı sünnet etti (burda muhtemelen başka bişi söyleniyo ama çözemedim (paraşütlü edit: meğersem kaptan flipper'ı sevmeyi adet edinmiş de, o yüzden sünnet olmuş hakkaten göt kırık camla dolunca, şimdi düştü jeton))
  
  gemide aylak aylak dolaşıyoduk, yapacak başka bi sikim yoktu
  
  kaptanın karısı mabel idi
  sikmek mümkün değildi
  bu yüzden amına kodumun herifleri
  güğümlerini barın üzerine çiviledi
  
  kaptanın bi kızı vardı
  derin sulara gömüldü
  ve ciyaklamalarından anladık ki
  yılan balıkları cinsel bölgelerini bulmuştu
  
  gemide aylak aylak dolaşıyoduk, yapacak başka bi sikim yoktu
• sex pistols grubunun mükemmel çaldığı şarkı.
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trotvcvkae8
  
  (bkz: yankee doodle)