beer troubleshooting guide
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her okuduğumda beni yaran rehber. alıntı* * olduğundan ingilizce'dir.
symptom: feet cold and wet.
fault: glass being held at incorrect angle.
action: rotate glass so that it's open end points toward ceiling.
symptom: feet warm and wet.
fault: improper bladder control.
action: stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
symptom: beer unusually pale and tasteless.
fault: glass empty.
action: get someone to buy you another beer.
symptom: opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
fault: you have fallen over backward.
action: have yourself leashed to bar.
symptom: mouth contains cigarette butts.
fault: you have fallen forward.
action: see above.
symptom: beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
fault: mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
action: retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
symptom: floor blurred.
fault: you are looking through bottom of empty glass.
action: get someone to buy you another beer.
symptom: floor moving.
fault: you are being carried out.
action: find out if you are being taken to another bar.
symptom: room seems unusually dark.
fault: bar has closed.
action: confirm home address with bartender.
symptom: taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
fault: beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
action: cover mouth.
symptom: everyone looks up to you and smiles.
fault: you are dancing on the table.
action: fall on somebody cushy-looking.
symptom: beer is crystal-clear.
fault: it's water. somebody is trying to sober you up.
action: punch him.
symptom: hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
fault: you have been in a fight.
action: apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
symptom: don't recognise anyone, don't recognise the room you're in.
fault: you've wandered into the wrong party.
action: see if they have free beer.
symptom: your singing sounds distorted.
fault: the beer is too weak.
action: have more beer until your voice improves.
symptom: don't remember the words to the song.
fault: beer is just right.
action: play air guitar (bkz: hayali gitar calmak).
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