ass like that

• eminemin encore albumunde ki en komik sözlere sahip şarkısı.
  
  [eminem]
  ill be...
  
  [hook n eminem]
  the way you shake it
  i can't believe it
  i ain't never seen a ass like that
  the way you move it
  you make my pee pee go
  da-doing doing doing
  
  i don't believe it
  it's almost too good to be true
  i ain't never seen a ass like that
  the way you move it
  you make my pee pee go
  da-doing doing doing
  
  [verse 1]:
  the way she moves she's like a belly dancer
  she's shakin that ass to the new nelly jams
  i think someone's at the door, but i don't think i'ma answer
  police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
  what do you mean freeze?
  please i'm a human being
  i have needs, i'm not done
  not till i'm finished pee-ing
  i am not resisting arrest, i am agree-ing
  mister officer, i'm already on my knees
  i can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
  and do not treat me like a murderer, i just like to pee
  pee, pee, yes i make r'n'b
  i sing song that go ringy chong
  ching chong chong chong ching
  psyche, i joke, i joke, i kid, i kid
  if i offend, i'm sorry please please forgive
  for i am triumph the puppet dog, i am a mere puppet
  i can get away with anything i say and you will love it
  
  [hook n eminem]
  the way you shake it
  i can't believe it
  i ain't never seen a ass like that
  the way you move it
  you make my pee pee go
  da-doing doing doing
  
  jessica simpson
  looks oh so temptin
  nick i ain't never seen a ass like that
  everytime i see the show on mtv
  my pee pee goes
  da-doing doing doing
  
  [verse 2]:
  mary-kate and ashley used to be so wholesome
  now they gettin older they startin to grow bum-bums
  i go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
  police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
  what do you mean freeze?
  jeez, i just got my seat
  i have tickit, look i put it away my zipper zipped
  please do not remove me from this movie theater please
  i did not even get to see mary-kate's shower scene
  i didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
  and don't treat me like i'm pee wee herman
  this movie is pg mister officer
  i demand to see my attorney
  i will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
  free, yes, free, right back on the streets
  what you mean my lawyer is with michael
  he's too busy, i'm triumph
  britney spears has shoulders like a man
  and i can say that and you laugh
  cos there's a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]
  
  [hook n eminem]
  the way you shake it
  i can't believe it
  i ain't never seen a ass like that
  the way you move it
  you make my pee pee go
  da-doing doing doing
  
  hilary duff is
  not quite old enough so
  i ain't never seen a butt like that
  maybe next year i'll say ass
  and she'll make my pee pee go
  da-doing doing doing
  
  [verse 3]:
  the way she moves she dances like a gogo
  in that video she sings "get out" you boso,
  "i need a new boyfriend, hi my name is jojo"
  police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
  what do you mean freeze?
  my computers will be seized
  and my keys to my ranch, i just baked cookies
  mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
  here, i make jesus juice, take a sip of this
  nobody is safe from me, no not even me
  i don't even know if i can say the word pee-pee
  pee, on the radio, but i think i did
  janet, is that a breast? i think i just saw a tit!
  psyche, i joke, i joke, i kid, i kid
  i don't think my joke is working, i must flee
  quick, get to the chopper, everybody get down
  i'm not triumph, i'm arnold, get down
  
  [hook n eminem]
  the way you shake it
  i can't believe it
  i ain't never seen a ass like that
  the way you move it
  you make my pee pee go
  d-doing doing doing
  
  so gwen stefani
  will you pee-pee on me please?
  i ain't never seen a ass like that
  cos the way you move it
  you make my pee-pee go
  d-doing doing doing
  
  [dre]
  what the fuck is wrong with you?!
• klibinde susam sokağındakilere benzeyen kuklaların olduğu pek komik eminem şarkısı..
• (bkz: böyle göte bülbül öte)
• klibinde triumph the insult comic dog ve eminem ile arasindaki olay (bkz: #4132504) ile dalga gecilen sarki.. hayir, isin ilginci baslangictaki ses robert smigel'e dehset benzemekte, kafa karistirmistir..
  
  edit- gorunuse gore hakikaten de oyleymis, baris saglanmis..
• mtv ünlüleri bayanlara söylediği sözlerle gülmekten yaran bir eminem şarkısı (bkz: janet) (bkz: gwen) (bkz: britney) (bkz: jojo)...
• klibindeki "i saved your peroxide ass again" lafiyla koparmis sarki. ayrica yine klipte gorunen "ot cekmis eminem" kuklasi bir an once piyasaya surulmeli. bir kukla eminem'i bile sirin gosterebiliyorsa o kukla alinir derim.
• icinde mtv gectigi, sirf eminem yaptigi ve klibiyle filan komik oldugu icin yine, her zamanki gibi mtv music awards'a aday olmustur.
• (bkz: muppet show)
• eminem'in şivesi için dönüm noktası olmuş şarkıdır. relapse albümünde işi iyice abartmış bambaşka bir insan olmuştur. esse veya vato diye anılmak en büyük dileğidir sanırım bu şirin dostumuzun.
• rapsever olmayan bünyler için bile çevir çevir dinle , dinle dinle çevir , götsel parça . eminemin en iyilerinden .